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Fort Lauderdale, Florida
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Latest Meguiar's Contest

By Frog

I received an email from a fellow member concerning the latest contest and the fact that something is not right with the way it was judged or awarded. The email reads as follows:

I think you got screwed out of second place. The first place winner has a new made up profile. There is a lot of the same kind of profiles made like that from march 20th on. bad thing is whoever finished 4th got screwed even more so by not getting nothing due to this.
Check out the 1st place profile and tell me that car that you click on that gets smaller would be a winning photo.
Just my 2 cents on your guys should be up one more spot and whoever finished 4th should have your third spot.

Does anyone else have any opinions on this?

Wedding Wire

By Frog

check out the website for our upcoming wedding......Motortopia even gets a mention on there.;themeCode=

Frog and Soupy

Soupy and Frog are getting married....

By Frog

That's right.....on 9/10/11, Soupy and I will be getting married. My 2 TA's and his 2 TA's will be joined into one big happy family......and yes, it will be a TA wedding!

And we owe it all to Motortopia because we met here in February of 2007. Thank you Motortopia!


By Frog

Twas the night before Thanksgiving and in my sleep.
Strange dreams in my mind, began to creep

Thanksgiving leftovers beckoned --- The dark meat and white,
But I fought the temptation with all of my might.

Tossing and turning with anticipation......
The thought of a snack became infatuation.....

So to the kitchen I did race, Flung open the door,
And gazed at the fridge full of goodies galore
I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.

I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
Till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground!

I crashed through the ceiling. Floating into the sky....
With a mouthful l of pudding and a handful of pie,
But I managed to yell as I soared past the trees.


Vote for my 79 TA

By Frog

Hey fellow Motortopians!

Cool Rides Online picked my 79 as 1 of their 10 deserving Pontiacs from the Cool Rides Online® gallery! Now it's up to YOU to pick your favorite! Go to their site daily to vote! And remember only vote for 1 car, mine....LOL..... not 3 like they say.


Ribbit Ribbit (thank you)


Happy Easter

By Frog

May this Easter fill your heart with joy and new hope!!!!



By Frog

My Happy New Year wish for you
Is for your best year yet,
A year where life is peaceful,
And what you want, you get.

A year in which you cherish
The past year’s memories,
And live your life each new day
Full of bright expectancies.

I wish for you a holiday
With happiness galore;
And when it’s done, I wish you
Happy New Year, and many more.

Joanna Fuchs


By Frog

I made a Christmas wish for you,
For a holiday full of pleasure,
Friends and family all around,
And memories to treasure.

I wish for you a Christmas filled
With joyous holiday cheer;
I wish you a Merry Christmas,
And a very Happy New Year!

By Joanna Fuchs

Happy Thanksgiving to all my friends.

By Frog

Thanksgiving Friends

Thanksgiving is a time
For reviewing what we treasure,
The people we hold dear,
Who give us so much pleasure.

Without you as my friend,
Life would be a bore;
Having you in my life
Is what I’m thankful for.

By Joanna Fuchs

Hot T/A

By Frog

I love this T/A photo I just's really hot! What do you think?


By Frog

This lady thinks she has got away with it; no such luck.

A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks wind.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you're going to s##t yourself when I tell you the price."

Seymour Johnson AFB 12th Annual Car Show

By Frog

Hey everybody! I finally entered my very first car show. Check out all the photos in my new album! Hope you like them. Let me know what you think!



By Frog


1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waitin' to pass a tractor on the highway.
2. "Vacation" means goin' through Rocky Mount on the way to Kings Dominion.
3. You've seen all the biggest bands...ten years after their last hit.
4. You measure distance in minutes.
5. Down South to you means South Carolina.
6. You know a bunch of people who have hit a deer.
7. You know a few that have also hit a bear.
8. Your school classes were canceled because of cold.
9. Your school classes were canceled because of heat.
10. Your school classes were canceled because of a hurricane.
11. Your school classes were canceled because of hunting.
12. Your school classes were canceled because of a livestock show.
13. You've rode the school bus for an hour...each way.
14. You've ever had to switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
15. Stores don't have bags...they have sacks and stores are called Piggly Wigglys.
16. You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year.
17. You end your sentences with a preposition, for example, "Where's my coat at?" & "What's that made out of?"
18. All the festivals around the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, or tobacco.
19. Priming was your first job...and you know what it means.
20. Your idea of a great tenderloin is when the meat is twice as big as the bun and comes with cole slaw on top.
21. You say catty-wampus, yunto, ill-ass, and ah-ite.
22. You put security lights on your house and your garage and leave both of them unlocked.
23. You think the four major food groups are beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.
24. When asked how your trip to any foreign, exotic place was you say, "It was different."
25. Hyde County is considered a foreign or exotic place.
26. You carry jumper cables in your car.
27. You know the following: Duke - Smart Asses, State - Farmer's Kids,
Carolina - Preps, ECU - Drunks.
28. You faithfully drink Pepsi or Mt. Dew everyday of your life.
29. You know what "cow tipping" is.
30. You have your own secret bbq sauce.
31. You visit the NC State Fair mainly to see your neighbor's prize chicken.
32. You have the title of a song or any part of the title on the license plate in front of your car.
33. You think paying ten dollars is too much to get in the club.
34. If there are farm animals across the fence in your backyard.
35. If Wal-mart is the local hangout and the parking lot is crowded 24 hours of the day.
36. If your hairstyle consists of fingerwaves, pin curls, and a French roll at the same time.
37. If your hair weave is brown and your roots are black and in need of a perm.
38. If you are treated like a celebrity because you graduated from college.
39. If any two people still think dressing alike is cool.


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