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Mopar97

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Haslett, Michigan
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Apology Letter

By Mopar97

I would like to take this time to send my condolences to the Chevy Lumina on S. Cedar St. and the Mustang on Marsh Rd. To the Lumina....I feel horrible, it's not your fault that you’re young and dumb and thought you actually had a car that was worth a s**t, I must also apologize for embarrassing you like that while your girlfriend was in the car…I truly do feel bad and I hope she didn't laugh at you too hard. To the Mustang what can I say that you have probably not said to yourself over and over again? Yes your car is worth about $30,000 more than mine and yes it is 13 years newer. No you didn’t miss a shift and yes your car was running at its best…..so what could it be then? Could it be that you were overconfident? Could it be that in your eyes all you saw was a four door “Family Car”? Could it also be that you failed to see the Sport badge on my front door and Mopar on the back, or maybe you did see it and thought I was joking? Either way I am sorry….sorry that you will never feel the same about your very expensive car, sorry that you will now have to spend even more money to make that car faster, and sorry that every time you see a four door "Sedan" you'll have to think twice! In closing there are no words I can say to express how truly sorry I am or how badly I feel for the both of you, but I think Charles Barkley put it best when he said….”I just feel absolootly Turrable”.

Have a nice day!
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