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A "Vairy" Merry Christmas!

By CorvairJim

A friend of mine on the "Corvair Center" website posted this poem, and I thought it was good enough to pass along to my Motortopia friends.
'Twas the night before Christmas and there in his house,
Ol' Ralph Nadar was sleeping as quiet as a mouse.
Ralphie heard such a noise, he exclaimed "What's the matter?
Sounds like a Corvair with it's valves all a-clatter"
When all of a sudden dear Santa appeared
But he wasn't driving his tiny reindeer!
Santa Claus shouted, "I don't mind the noise
'Cause look at my 'Vair, it's chock full o' toys
Toys for the girls...wire wheels with spinners,
Toys for the boys...Finned oil pans, that's a winner!"
Nader rubbed at his eyes, couldn't believe such a sight,
The nerve of this guy with his Corvair so bright!
All Nader heard as the 'Vair whisked from sight,
Was "Merry Christmas and to all a good night"
Nader's heart beat, he was having a stroke!
No, a nightmare, but soon he awoke...
All's quiet now, not a trace of the spoils,
But out on the snow... just a small spot of oil!
On a more serious side, we would like to wish all of our friends on Motortopia, and their families, a very merry Christmas and a joyous and blessed New year!

Jim & Rose

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ok69’s Profile Photo
Dec 30, 2010 at 1:06 pm
Happy New Year to you and your family!
Greetings from Romania!
The_Dude’s Profile Photo
Dec 28, 2010 at 1:22 pm
Okay, now that poem's cool, and
I like the picture too. I hope your Christmas was a good one.

(You gotta stick it to old Ralphie whenever you can.. )
GoldenGirl’s Profile Photo
Dec 26, 2010 at 2:24 pm
God bless, Merry Christmas and best wishes for a wonderful 2011!
1971’s Profile Photo
Dec 26, 2010 at 11:24 am
vegavairbob’s Profile Photo
Dec 25, 2010 at 10:49 pm
Cool! Merry Christmas Jim, to you and your family.
Enigma’s Profile Photo
Dec 25, 2010 at 8:53 pm
That's great! Merry Christmas to you and MAXXINE!
TURBO_BANDIT_301’s Profile Photo
Dec 25, 2010 at 3:20 pm
Very nice Jim. Merry Christmas to you Rose and Family.
Wagonman’s Profile Photo
Dec 24, 2010 at 9:34 pm
Great poem.
Mery Christmas and Happy New Year to you and ZRose.
ProphetOfZoom’s Profile Photo
Dec 24, 2010 at 9:30 pm
Now that's cool! He could have gotten the job done a lot faster, and with a lot more room for goodies for all us motorheads with a car like my Magnum SRT-8, though! Merry Christmas to you too, Jim!
MotorMouth’s Profile Photo
Dec 24, 2010 at 6:27 pm
Are you sure you didn't write this Jim? It sure sounds like something you would come up with! Merry Christmas to you too!

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