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CAUGHT

By Frog

This lady thinks she has got away with it; no such luck.

A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks wind.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you're going to s##t yourself when I tell you the price."

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revhard
Nov 24, 2008 at 8:49 am
oh My Gosh that is funny as s**t
 
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pops64
Sep 5, 2008 at 9:23 pm
good one!!! hee hee smile image
 
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Aug 28, 2008 at 11:58 am
AWESOME!!!!
 
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ElCaminoKid
May 14, 2008 at 11:29 pm
HA HA HA. that is funny as hell!
 
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jay1161970
May 11, 2008 at 11:26 am
had any "accidents" lately, I still got tears from laughing so hard.
 
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chevy66babe
May 8, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Too funny.
 
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ASSMAN
Apr 16, 2008 at 2:40 pm
FROG YOU WERENT LOOKIN AT BEAMERS WERE YOU,HAHA.LMFAO.ASSMAN
 
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orange82
Apr 15, 2008 at 4:12 pm
hehehehehe, best laugh of the day.
 
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MN12
Apr 13, 2008 at 12:13 am
Hahaha; that's funny...
 
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HUBBYJAMES
Apr 10, 2008 at 2:33 pm
damm! i can just imagine that moment in real life, i used to work at a dealership!
 

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