Pool is looking crystal clear. Only have to clean the filter twice per year in stead of once permonth. The back yard needs today and it will be ready for spring. I will be so happy to have that done.

We ordered this Magicjack and will get phone servied for $10.00 per year for five years because we signed up for the extension. Our friend has it and raves about it. You get call waiting, forwarding, all that stuff plus long distance and local calling all for $10.00 per year. The phone number they give you stays with you no matter where you move too. If interested take a look here http://www.ma...m/1/index.asp and see if you need it.

Take care,
Jerry

Joke of the day!

The Local Strip Club  

     Because Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym, his wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, ''Hey, Dave! How ya doin?'' His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. ''Oh no,'' says Dave. ''He's on my bowling team.''

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says, ''You must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser.'' ''No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them.'' A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave. ''Hi, Davey,'' she says, ''Want your usual table dance?''

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her and she starts screaming at him.

The cabby turns his head and says, ''Looks like you picked up a real doozie this time, Dave!''

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