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It's already begun....

By SpeedRacerOnline

The "Hot Rod Bug" strikes again! This little critter has caused millions of otherwise normal intelligent human beings stress and strife ever since the dawn of the automobile. Symptoms include: Drooling (at the sight of certain vehicles) often accompanied by stammering, stuttering, and rude grunting noises; Loss of focus on all other things around the victim; An inexplicable lack of monetary control (indicated by spending ridiculous amounts of money on anything shiny or labeled as "Guaranteed Horsepower Gains!"); And a desire to flock together in groups. This condition primarily affects men although it has been known to affect women in isolated cases. There is no known cure at this time. Most affected individuals have extreme denial issues stating that it is "not a problem" and they do not wish to be cured or even treated. If this has ever happened to you.......

Join The Club!!

I, for one, am in extreme denial, apparantly, because I hope they never find a cure!

I just got my 'Stang not even two weeks ago and am already in trouble with the wife for spending too much time and money on it! Ahhhhh, life is good! Fortunately, my wife has been known to show some symptoms of the bug from time-to-time as well so she is pretty forgiving of my problem.

Getting a pretty smokin good deal on a set of rims with nearly new tires on them this weekend. Bigger wheels, better tires, and a much better look! I can't wait! I'll post more pics as soon as I can!

Thanks for visiting!

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humbler
May 3, 2007 at 12:11 pm
hello, i hope they NEVER find a cure. i have it bad. i have been affected since a very young age. the wife has it to but not as bad as me. hope it spreads around the world. see ya
 
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71_Charger
May 3, 2007 at 11:45 am
Ever notice that this bug is usually seasonal.
As with any virus, more rampid during the warmer months of the year, yet tends to be somewhat dormant during the colder season.

I have heard that, out of all of the documentation from the scientific studies regarding this malicious bug, there is No Cure! Once you catch this disease, you are infected for life!!

And it is very contageous!
 

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