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Joke I just have to share!

By Realtor_Girl

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife
ran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.

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4SPD_SS
May 1, 2012 at 1:26 am
All the more reason NOT TO STOP!
Just kidding....
Thanx for sharing.
 
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Realtor_Girl
Apr 29, 2012 at 8:16 pm
Well I am sure the younger guys could TRY to use it....just would have to change it up a little and not say it was "years" ago lol.
 
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SeeYa
Apr 29, 2012 at 2:20 pm
LOL good one!!
 
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bencar
Apr 29, 2012 at 10:09 am
Wonder of this works for younger guys too.
 
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jebfastlane
Apr 28, 2012 at 1:27 pm
I have a lot of of trooper friends, they will love this one, thanks friend! John
 
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chumbrother
Apr 28, 2012 at 6:55 am
LOVE IT! smile image
 
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CorvairJim
Apr 28, 2012 at 1:41 am
I have to admit that I've heard this one before, but the classics never get old. It still made me laugh, even though I knew the punchline.
 
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Realtor_Girl
Apr 27, 2012 at 11:01 pm
Glad you all liked it! I like to make people laugh and this particular joke may have been about the wife, but go ahead and laugh as hard as you want cuz as a woman, I just turn it around! I still laughed my guts out thinking next time I get pulled over, I may use that line in reverse!
 
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Justa6
Apr 27, 2012 at 10:31 pm
Good one! LMAO
 
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jjordan167
Apr 27, 2012 at 10:05 pm
good one. don't laugh too hard though....don't want to get into trouble since it's a wife joke...LOL!.
 

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