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  • Started by dragon_chick_99 Jan 24, 2009 at 2:48 pm
  • Last post by Shaker Mar 19, 2012 at 11:05 pm
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  1. #1 Jan 24, 2009 at 2:48 pm

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    FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY


    In Florida , an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.

    The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring,"Case dismissed!"

    The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my Client and all other atheists have no such holidays."

    The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant."

    The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."

    The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned.
     

     

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  2. #2 Jan 24, 2009 at 3:20 pm

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    good One lmao image
     

     

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  3. #3 Jan 24, 2009 at 8:15 pm

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    AMEN
     

     

  4. #4 Jan 28, 2009 at 6:50 am

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    Cute! Thanks for sharing. smile image
     

     

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  5. #5 Feb 12, 2009 at 9:58 am

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    That is the absolute truth. Anyone who does not believe in God IS A FOOL!! eyebrow image
     

     

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  6. #6 Mar 13, 2012 at 8:07 am

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    Yep. Yep. Uhh huh. Yep. Goodun rightchear. smile image
     

     

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  7. #7 Mar 13, 2012 at 12:54 pm

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    Smart Judge ! wink image
     

     

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  8. #8 Mar 19, 2012 at 10:59 pm

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    The Atheists can have April 1st, but we, as Christians need to fight back to keep Christmas and Easter! Satan Claus and Peter Cottontail are not the true representatives of these holidays!
     

     

  9. #9 Mar 19, 2012 at 11:05 pm

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    Quote:
    Originally posted by Crazyfast79TA  The Atheists can have April 1st, but we, as Christians need to fight back to keep Christmas and Easter! Satan Claus and Peter Cottontail are not the true representatives of these holidays!


    Very true indeed! Christ is the center of Christmas and Christ is the center of Easter......period. yes image
     

     

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