Apr 25, 2007 at 3:47 pm
Have you seen this person? He is wanted on several accounts of tire and clutch abuse. He is also wanted for questioning for the extreme use of torque. If you see this person please use extreme caution when approaching. He has been known to be heavily armed with a 421 tri-power and has on many occasions used it. Know aliases are Eight Lug, 4 Gear Banger and his favorite Darksider. Usually the signs that he is in your neighborhood are loud squalling tires, three 2 barrel carbs screaming and a strong odor of burnt rubber. If you see this person please contact the SACT (Society of Abused Tires and Clutches). Lets not have another clutch or set of tires end their usefulness before their time. Thank you.