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2005 Lotus Elise 111R

“Mean Green Machine”

2006 MINI Cooper S JCW

“Jenna Jameson”

Photo of: 2005 Lotus Elise

No longer owned

Photo of: 2006 MINI Cooper S

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About “Mean Green Machine”

The Elise is no more. It was totalled in May of this year on some Indiana backroads. The short of it is that I came around an odd corner that goes hard left just as you crest over a hill. The car unweighted and went into a spin. No injuries but the car was considered a total loss. I now have an 01 BMW M3 but will probably pick up another Elise or Exige in the next few years.
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Bought this Elise in February of 2006 and have loved it ever since. In the past 10 months I've logged over 12,000 miles with the car and have had few problems with it.

You can see more photos (better quality) at my Lotus Elise Blog

I just updated the Gallery with some interior photos. The only difference in the interior now is the stereo is different. I replaced the stock Blaupunkt Acapulco with an Alpine CDA-9856. The exposed metal areas are (for the most part) the actual chassis/tub that the car is built around.

About “Jenna Jameson”

Meet Jenna....

She started her life out as Catherine....
A sweet and innocent Hyper Blue/Hyper Blue MCS....

and with a little love from Tüls......

She became the beautiful creature she is today.

Thanks to some help from the master known as Tüls.... My 2006 JCW MINI is now a real work of art :)

voted Best and Sexiest Car of the Dragon 2006


Specs for “Mean Green Machine”

Mostly stock 2005 Lotus Elise.
1.8L Toyota 4 Cylinder & 6 speed transmission
189 hp & 138 lb/ft
Mid Engined, RWD
Unequal length wishbones
Bilstein dampers & Eibach springs
Lotus/AP-Racing twin-piston fixed aluminium alloy front brake calipers
Brembo single-piston sliding rear calipers
11.3" Cross drilled rotors

Stock Numbers:
0-60 --- 4.7 seconds
1/4 Mile --- 13.3 @ 102.9mph
70' Slalom --- 71.1mph
Skidpad --- 1.02g

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Specs for “Jenna Jameson”

2006 MINI Cooper S with factory John Cooper Works


Factory Options for “Mean Green Machine”

-Touring Pack (power windows, extra insulation, different stereo)
-Lifestyle paint (Krypton Green)

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Factory Options for “Jenna Jameson”

Cold Weather Package: Heated Front Seats, Heated Side Mirrors and Washer Jets

Premium Package: Automatic AC, Dual Pane Panoramic Sunroof, On-Board Computer, 3-Spoke Steering Wheel w/Cruise and Multifunction

Sport Package: Dynamic Stability Control, Front Fog Lamps, Xenon Headlamps w/Power Washers

Convenience Package: Universal Garage Door Opener, Auto Dimming Rear View Mirror, Rain Sensor and Auto Headlamps

John Cooper Works Tuning Kit: Limited Slip Differential, JCW Engine Tuning Kit and JCW Brake Kit

Sport Seats and 8-Spkr. Harman Kardon Sound System

dealership installed
MINI Security System
JCW Sport Suspension
Hands Free Phone w/Bluetooth


Mods for “Mean Green Machine”

-ForcedFed Carbon Fiber front Splitter
-Green Filter and modified airbox
-Sector111 Lidbone
-Alpine CDA-9856 with 3rd generation iPod attached
-Sector111 larger front tow hook
-Sector111 rear triangular tow hook
-Zoom Carbon Fiber wide angle rear view mirror

Upcoming modifications:
-Aftermarket header & exhaust
-Tri-Point Supercharger
-Aftermarket wheels

If Elise/Exige parts weren't so damn expensive I'd have half the list installed already. Everything on the list will be on the car before too long though.

You can see photos and walkthroughs for the car's mods @ My Lotus Elise Blog

Mods for “Jenna Jameson”

JCW Door Sills
JCW Strut Brace
ALTA antenna
Whalen Shift Machine
OZ Superleggeras with Yokohama Spec2s
Schroth harnesses
H-Sport rear comp sway bar

and the good stuff....
Hyper Pink paint... exterior and interior
Suede seats and headliner (with pink stitching)
custom Tüls roof graphic
and silly pink DT stickers everywhere.


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