a few years back i was watching john haggie and he was saying a few funny things b4 he really got into his sermon, this is one that really stuck in my head
i doubt i'll quote it word for word) there was this woman that was terminaly ill, she was on her death bed. a few moments later she died. she was a young woman so when she got to heaven she asked God "why did you take me so young? there was so much i wanted to do." God asked her "do you really want to go back?" she said "yes" so God decided to send her back to earth and told her she would live for another 60 years. when she came to in her hospital bed she was so happy. she said to herself "well i'm gonna have a really long life and since i'm in the hospital i'm gonna get some work done." so she decided to have all the plastic surgeries and nip tucks a person could get. so after all was said and done and she had her brand new gorgeous body, she walked proudly out of that hospital onto the street, and got hit by a big truck! when she opened her eyes she was standing before God. confused she asked him "i thought you was giving me 60 more years." God looked at her and said "sorry i didn't recognize you!"