Topic: The Potty Mouth Pig

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  • SpeedRacerOnline’s Profile Photo
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    Dec 17, 2008 at 8:58 am
    The three little pigs decided to take a trip to town for a day. They got there early and went to the best restaurant in town for breakfast. The owner himself came to their table to wait on them.

    "Good morning! What can I get you for breakfast?"

    "I'd like an omlette with hashbrowns, please", the first little pig said.

    The second little pig said, "I'll have the hotcake stack platter, please."

    The owner replied, "Excellent choices!" Then he turned to the third little pig and said, "And for you, sir?"

    "I'm just gonna have water", the third little pig said. "Just a really big glass of water."

    "As you wish", was the owner's response, and he hurried off to get their orders.

    After breakfast, the pigs went shopping around town until lunch time. They decided that the service was so excellent that they would return to the same restaurant for lunch. Once again, the owner took their orders for lunch.

    The first little pig said, "I'd like a grilled cheese sandwich for lunch, please."

    The second little pig said, "The spaghetti looks good. I'll have that, please."

    When the owner reached the third little pig he was surprised to hear,

    "Ya know, I'm just gonna have water again. Just a really big glass of water."

    Puzzled, he got them each what they had ordered without a word.

    After lunch, the pigs spent the afternoon at the park. As evening set in, they all agreed that since lunch was so excellent, they should go back one more time and eat dinner there as well. Very pleased, the owner waited on them again.

    The first little pig said, "I'll have the soup of the day."

    The second little pig said, "I think I'll try the fettucine alfredo."

    Once again, though, the third little pig said,

    "I guess I'll just have a water. Just a really big glass of water."

    The owner could not contain his curiosity any longer. He asked,

    "Excuse me for noticing, but you've been here three times today and while the other two little pigs have enjoyed many different foods, you have not. You've only ordered water each time. Why?"

    The third little pig responded,

    "Well, somebody has to go wee wee wee all the way home!"


    --Confucious say: "When in doubt.....Go faster!"--

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    Dec 17, 2008 at 9:20 pm
    good one lmao image


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    Dec 18, 2008 at 6:04 am
    Very cute!


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    Dec 26, 2008 at 9:50 pm
    lmao image very funny!



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