There were two little boys out ice fishing.
The first little boy caught a few fish while the second little boy just sat there without even a nibble.
The first little boy kept catching even more fish, and the second little boy still hadn't caught a thing. This went on for some time.
Finally, the second little boy couldn't stand it anymore. He said,
"Man, what's your secret? How you catchin' all those fish?"
The first little boy replied,
"Mmph hmph hm hm hmm hmph mmph."
Puzzled, the second little boy said,
The first little boy repeated,
"Mmph Hmph hm hm hmm Hmph Mmph!"
The second little boy said,
"Man, I can't understand a word your saying!"
The first little boy turned his head to the side to spit and said,
P-TOOEY! "You've got to keep your worms warm!"
--Confucious say: "When in doubt.....Go faster!"--