Filtered Content: This photo may not be appropriate for work.

The HEMI is my shepherd.

I shall not want.

It maketh me burnout on black pavements;

It leadeth me beside busy freeways;

It restoreth my soul

It leads me in the path of quickness for its name sake.

Yea though I walk through the valley of rice, I shall fear no turbo for torque art with me.

Thy rod and thy piston they comfort me.

Thou preparest a track before me. In the presence of mine enemies thou hast anointed my bearings with oil.

My HEMI over powers.

Surely traction and speed shall follow me all the days of my life

and I shall dwell in the house of Mopar forever.

Amen